Jan 23, 20212 min read
Random Disney Thoughts
So recently I marathoned every full length Disney cartoon. These are some thoughts I needed to express: Dumbo and Bambi are two of the...

So recently I marathoned every full length Disney cartoon. These are some thoughts I needed to express: Dumbo and Bambi are two of the...
Artemis Fowl Disclaimer: Another movie I had incredibly low expectations for after seeing the trailer for the first time but turns out my...
1) The only likable character was Dot and I started not liking her when she suddenly gave up like half way through the series. I...
Leia: the general of the rebellion, higher ranking than Han or Luke, yes was occasionally the damsel in distress but Han needed to be...
Drama Queen Queen Bee Queen Kate Kate Hudson Hudson River River of Tears Tears Shed Shed Skin Skin Deep Deep Hurt Hurt Heart Heart Broken...
The police officer rocked back and forth on his toes and heels as he methodically chewed a toothpick. I watched it roll in small circles...
No- Evidence: Givens The Star Wars episode is not part of canon as the characters do not seem to match their ages in the show (Candace...
As seen in movies through the decades, characters can only be declared dead when their lifeless bodies are shown onscreen. In most cases,...
The last movie is upon me. It has been a long journey. I’m not loving the full opening credits at the beginning. Poor Robert Pattinson....
An Ironic yet Iconic Twilight Theory This is less of the theory and more of a reality. When the werewolves transform in Twilight we...
An Ironic yet Iconic Avengers Endgame Theory While watching Avengers: End Game very late at night and by myself, I took note of an...
Movie #4. Why’d they invite Jacob to the wedding? That’s super weird. Also why did Jacob take off his shirt and not his shorts? My theory...
Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children Disclaimer: I love this series. Definitely more than Percy Jackson and Artemis Fowl. Just in...
⅔ Marriages do not end in divorce. The actual statistic is about 21/50 end in divorce. Even saying ½ of marriages end in divorce would be...
slowest....reveal....of....a....title....ever.... Every time a stupid teen romance story tries to compare itself with Romeo and Juliet I...
OH MY GOSH THEIR HANDS BRUSHED. THE ROMANCE! Controversial opinion alert: They had as much chemistry as Snape and Lily That is to say:...
Modern love stories are full of cliches but the most prominent- and most dangerous- is the cruel and often violent male love interest...
Justice for Ernest: A Short Story by Sydney Hendershot The tragic tale of the last Frankenstein. A memoir to Mary Shelley’s most...



