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Random Disney Thoughts

So recently I marathoned every full length Disney cartoon. These are some thoughts I needed to express: Dumbo and Bambi are two of the...

Jan 23, 20212 min read

Artemis Fowl Disclaimer: Another movie I had incredibly low expectations for after seeing the trailer for the first time but turns out my...

Jan 23, 20214 min read

1) The only likable character was Dot and I started not liking her when she suddenly gave up like half way through the series. I...

Jan 23, 20214 min read

The last movie is upon me. It has been a long journey. I’m not loving the full opening credits at the beginning. Poor Robert Pattinson....

Sep 1, 20205 min read

Movie #4. Why’d they invite Jacob to the wedding? That’s super weird. Also why did Jacob take off his shirt and not his shorts? My theory...

Aug 24, 20205 min read

Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children Disclaimer: I love this series. Definitely more than Percy Jackson and Artemis Fowl. Just in...

Aug 9, 20204 min read

⅔ Marriages do not end in divorce. The actual statistic is about 21/50 end in divorce. Even saying ½ of marriages end in divorce would be...

Aug 9, 20204 min read

slowest....reveal....of....a....title....ever.... Every time a stupid teen romance story tries to compare itself with Romeo and Juliet I...

Aug 9, 20206 min read

OH MY GOSH THEIR HANDS BRUSHED. THE ROMANCE! Controversial opinion alert: They had as much chemistry as Snape and Lily That is to say:...

Aug 9, 20203 min read