Jean Shorts

An Ironic yet Iconic Twilight Theory

This is less of the theory and more of a reality. When the werewolves transform in Twilight we clearly see the shreds of clothes ripping off their body. We can infer that Jacob was naked when he transformed in front of the vampires after getting hurt fighting the newborns. However, every other time the werewolves transform back into humans it is off screen and they are shown almost immediately wearing jean shorts and- in Leah’s case- tank tops. Unlike the vampires, they only have “superspeed” while transformed. Therefore, the only logical conclusion is that the werewolves have stashed many, many pairs of shorts throughout the woods, even on the Cullins’ side of the river that they can immediately change into after they become human again.