@Noobmaster69

An Ironic yet Iconic Avengers Endgame Theory

While watching Avengers: End Game very late at night and by myself, I took note of an interesting conversation between fat Thor and an unknown Fortnite gamer who frequently bullies Korg. The only information we get about the gamer is the following line from Thor: “Listen, buddy, if you don’t log off this game immediately, I am going to fly down to your house, come down to that basement you’re hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh yes, that’s right, go cry to your father you little weasel!” At first I, like most of the Internet, was delighted and fascinated by the interchange until I realized the unlying truth. Noobmaster69 is none other than Draco Malfoy. Evidence: Thor heckles Noobmaster69 for crying to his father, not his mother as the insult normally goes. Draco Malfoy, on the other hand, famously cries to his father, with his iconic line “My father will hear about this”. The use of the insult “weasel” is also an interesting one, as weasels are often used to imply snitches rather than cowards. Malfoy, though, has a direct connection with a weasel, as he was transfigured into one by Barty Crouch Jr. in his fourth year. Considering the limited amount of information we have on Noobmaster69 and the amount of evidence in favor of our subject being the culprit- at least compared to other suspects- it is safe to say that Thor, Korg, and Meek were playing Fortnite with none other than Draco Malfoy himself.